Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom of Menace
The prequel of the greatest movie trilogy ever made. One of the greatest disappointments in movie-history. Directed by the greediest man in our galaxy, George Lucas. The man that totally dropped all the cool actors, great story telling and awesome action, but added long boring political discusions. A movie that makes the greatest movie villan ever, look like a pissie little, annoying prick. An assamble of shitty actors with some exception. This is "Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace.
The main actors and actresses in the movie are: Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Ray Park and Jake Lloyd. Liam Neeson plays the most boring jedi in the universe, Qui-Gon Jinn. He does not bring a lot to the role and is quite forgetful. Ewan McGregor is ok, but he is also a very forgetful character. The only thing that makes us pay attention to his character is because he's Obi-Wan Kenobi. Natalie Portman plays Padmé. I feel like Lucas though that he had written a strong and interesting character when he created Padmé, which he did not. He made another annoying and whiny character, which I don't give a shit about. I usually like Natalie Portman, she was awesome in "V for Vendetta" and "Black Swan" of course. She totally deserved an oscar for "Black Swan". Ray Park played Darth Maul. I felt that Darth Maul was a cool and interesting character which I would liked to have learned more about. I would have rather enjoyed if they had given him the same type of role as Darth Vader had in the original trilogy. Instead of getting killed off which really pissed me off. Jake Lloyd is one of the reasons that this movie didn't work. HE F*CKING TAKES DOWN A HUGE SPACE SHIP ON HIS OWN, and that's just dumb. I know that the force is supposed to be strong with him, but cheesus christ....
You get to see most of your favorite characters like Kermit the Frog-
The main actors and actresses in the movie are: Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Ray Park and Jake Lloyd. Liam Neeson plays the most boring jedi in the universe, Qui-Gon Jinn. He does not bring a lot to the role and is quite forgetful. Ewan McGregor is ok, but he is also a very forgetful character. The only thing that makes us pay attention to his character is because he's Obi-Wan Kenobi. Natalie Portman plays Padmé. I feel like Lucas though that he had written a strong and interesting character when he created Padmé, which he did not. He made another annoying and whiny character, which I don't give a shit about. I usually like Natalie Portman, she was awesome in "V for Vendetta" and "Black Swan" of course. She totally deserved an oscar for "Black Swan". Ray Park played Darth Maul. I felt that Darth Maul was a cool and interesting character which I would liked to have learned more about. I would have rather enjoyed if they had given him the same type of role as Darth Vader had in the original trilogy. Instead of getting killed off which really pissed me off. Jake Lloyd is one of the reasons that this movie didn't work. HE F*CKING TAKES DOWN A HUGE SPACE SHIP ON HIS OWN, and that's just dumb. I know that the force is supposed to be strong with him, but cheesus christ....
You get to see most of your favorite characters like Kermit the Frog-
And all your favorite rasist steriotypes like greedy jew(Omg! How did he get away with this!!)
He also gave us the most beloved character in the history of cinema, Jar Jar Binks.
This movie gave the moviegoers nothing, but disapointment. The movie had bad acting, a bad script and boring/annoying characters. Though the movie had one awesome lightsaber battle.
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